Because not every role-player is a shining star. We give you a blog that exposes these truly horrid RP'ers and their shenanigans, complete with our inputs, advice to other RP'ers, and rage. This blog is somewhat NSFW, because of the fact that lots of horrid RP'ers like to post their porn all over the Internet. There is also the factor of public smut.

There's the Submit button and the Ask button, have fun and enjoy the blog!
April 10th
5:53 PM

a message from Anonymous


Is it just me or are 3/4 of Japan/Kiku roleplayers horrible? Like the ones that use emotes during rps, or do the accent and only replace l's. Or those that make Japan act 'Kawaii desuu take me America-san!!!1!'. Makes me sooo mad.

Yeah, yeah they mostly are. Actually, I don’t think I’ve met a good Japan. Then again, I personally dislike all the Asian RPers and characters. I have yet to meet one that has changed my view.

-Draco

5:49 PM

a message from Anonymous


aww no<3 we all love you, even though you ate bowie and sparrow c: i'm sure people will start submitting things soon again. i'll go on horrid rper hunt myself as well. yup!

I was hungry.

DO YOU REALLY LOVE ME? YAY

Yes, we need submissions desperately. I’ve been hunting but I’m coming up with scratch.

-draco

April 6th
3:01 PM

a message from Anonymous


So can I submit something from a hilarious roleplayer that's not really bad, but makes fun of a lot of bad rpers?

YES. YES YOU CAN. PLEASE. SAVE THE SITE. SAVE THE FANDOM.


I”M ALLL ALONE HERE GUYS. I MEAN»>FUCK. NO ONE WANTS DRACO.

-MISHA

2:59 PM

a message from Anonymous


Where'd bowie/sparrow go?

I ate them. Or they ABANDONED ME. I forget which.

-MISHA

2:57 PM

a message from Anonymous


I love you guys and this blog so much, you don't even know.

AWWWW THANKSIES -squeeze cheeks- I NEEDED THAT. THIS TUMBLER IS SOOO DEAD

-MISHA (I mean Draco)

March 7th
4:38 PM

Oh, I’m so glad I found this submission box!

Dear Draco,

This fandom… it pains me sometimes.

In my past few days of attempting to get to know the ridiculous amount of people on my friends list, I have discovered some… well, as your blog is titled, horrid rpers.

First of all, Arthur Aspoonfullofsugar Kirkland, also known as ‘Motherkirkland”. Reading their bio made me want to hit my head against a brick wall. I think you may have some words about this atrocity.

Also, in my adventures of Facebook Land, I came across this… random OC who claims to be England and America’s love child, and honestly expected me to go with this.
No sir. Will not do.

http://i657.photobucket.com/albums/uu292/jasperhale_rox/help_zpsc39a0431.png

Yes, my muse is a vampire, but he’s not about to take shit from idiots like this who claim to be his vampire/demon spawn.


And also, another thing that disgust me, is when people send their ‘sexy’ (it really wasn’t, I almost threw up) porn into my PM box to make me feel… well, I don’t know what they were going for here.

http://i657.photobucket.com/albums/uu292/jasperhale_rox/yuckdelete_zpsee3a5d23.png

Kiku Nosebleed Honda… kill it before it breeds. I don’t want people with poor, innocent minds seeing this shit.


Anyway, thank you for your time. I may be back.

-Arthur SMK Kirkland


Ahh, thank you dearie for your submission. Oh dear…the garbage of the roleplayers comes out with these two. I believe you’ve explained our anger enough, so I won’t add much. But yes, these need to be destroyed before they spawn.
-Draco

February 23rd
7:28 PM

Some people have no decency!~

OH PLEASE. STOP NO. Find your decency.

-draco

February 9th
3:47 PM

OHHHH OH MY. SLUTTY PICTURES ON THE NEWSFEED. WHY?

Oh please no. STOP. Go away.
Guys, posting up slutty pictures with badly drawn dicks is not okay. There could be children on these sites….please….stop corrupting the minds of our children.

-Dracoco

February 3rd
7:15 PM

Look, a sane Hetalian.

January 26th
11:24 PM

a message from acevenchurro


What is your opinion on "Good RP'er" blogs? Personally, I think they're shitty excuses to stroke someone's oversized ego. Plus, everyone on there seems to submit themselves.

My personal opinion isn’t that high. They do seem to stroke a lot of egos and just pat people on the backs. It’s not exactly helping people improve if you just boost them up all the time. Criticism is important for everyone. Even I need it!
-dracoco

In line for nekos and vampires